Research Finds Nickelback Is Responsible For Global Warming
An Australian led team of environmental scientists who have been conducting a 3 year long study in a Melbourne lab believe that they have discovered what causes global warming, the answer: Nickelback.
The report which isn’t expected to be released until September, 2010 is said to reveal alarming information on just how much damage Nickelback have done to the ozone layer and environment itself as a result of their bad music and haircuts.
The research also reveals that Chad Kroeger’s beard possesses psycho-therapeutic powers of which he uses to convince people that they should buy Nickelback’s music and go to their concerts. Scientist’s assure us that they’re working on the antidote to Chad Kroeger’s beard.
Symptoms of a severe Nickelback outbreak have started to show in Sydney, Australia and scientist’s are currently trying to work out how to stop it before it is too late.
